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Joke of the Day
"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""
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"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."
"There are two types of men in the world... Men that pee in the sink Men that lie"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!"
"A sadist doctor keeps his stethoscope in a fridge"
"What is yellow and eats beetles for a living? Yoko Ono."
"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"
"After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo."
"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """