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Joke of the Day

"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!"

"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."

"Why can't you insult Jewish people? Because they've already been roasted."

"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"

"Why did the cow drink his own milk? He needed the cowlcium."

"If you get pulled over for speeding on the highway, police are legally required to let you go if you tell them 'Black Betty' was playing."