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Joke of the Day

"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."

"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."

"Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined."

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"

"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"

"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."

"[text] ""Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. ""Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"""

"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"