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Joke of the Day
"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."
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"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"
"Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he's gonna get to wear it."
"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."
"You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid."
"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."
"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"
"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"
"The thought of having my own kids is scary because anyone who's half me and half someone dumb enough to have sex with me is doomed"
"How can you tell if your water is about to break? Someone from Flint puts a glass between your legs"