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Joke of the Day

"What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."

"There once was a man from Kent, Whose cock was extraordinarily bent, To save himself the trouble, He'd put it in double, And instead of coming he went."

"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."

"Guys.You can't make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me"

"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts..."