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Joke of the Day

"What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."

"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"

"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"

"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"

"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""