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Joke of the Day
"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"
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"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors."
"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."
"Breaking up with a Japanese girl is the worst... you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"
"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."
"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""
"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."