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Joke of the Day
"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"
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"If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat."
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"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"
"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."