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Joke of the Day

"I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012.... It's called Mayanaisse...."

"So weird that before we invented cars, if you hated someone you keyed their horse."

"My New Year's Resolution 1920 x 1080"

"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"

"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?"

"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"