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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
Next Joke
"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."
"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
"What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry"
"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"
"My social life."
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."
"I wish I were a Jedi. I don't want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day."
"Why was the man with no arms or legs the BEST party host? Because no matter what, when you get to the front door you will always see a welcome Matt."