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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"
"7 million people watched the ""Game of Thrones"" season finale. Seven million people. That's one viewer for each ""Game of Thrones"" character."
"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."
"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"I hate tattoos For instance, if you get a tattoo of a Tarantula, 60 years later it'll look like Daddy Long Legs."
"Why does the average person all the sudden become a tomato juice drinking weirdo on an airplane?"
"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."