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Joke of the Day
"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"
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"I would tell the one about Jonestown.. But the punch line is too long"
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"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
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"I bet you're the asshole that says ""we"" when talking about your favorite sports team like you're on the actual roster."
"Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin"