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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef."
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"What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap"
"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."
"People named Thomas, your nickname isn't ""Thom"" it's Tom. ""Thom"" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos."
"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"
"Religion is like farts... Everyone likes the smell of their own, but not someone doing it in their face. Hope it hasn't been said before :)"
"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."
"Help! I can't post anything on Reddit! Pls help!"
"Came home to find my refrigerator full of water It was full of leeks."
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"