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"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"
"You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due"
"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."
"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"
"Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats."
"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"
"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."
"Steven Avery Did you see all the buzz on tv about the Wisconsin criminal that is working the system to manipulate the public for a second chance? Steven Avery no, Scott Walker!"
"Describe yourself in three words. Lazy."