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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"
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"At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?"
"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."
"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"
"Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it."
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"My daughter just said ""I goed potty in the fish bowl"". She is a 27 year old investment banker. Why did she goed potty there?"
"I always buy a Get Well Soon card for the couple who invites me to their wedding."
"[roadtrip] ME: I need a bathroom break FRIEND: no stops for 2 hours, use that Gatorade bottle ME: um...ok...now how am I supposed to wipe?"
"Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse."