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Joke of the Day
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
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"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."
"Terrifying to think that every Chinese person is a deadly karate-bomb, just waiting for the slightest provocation to explode."
"So this girl makes her own hummus. We're in different tax brackets I'm guessing."
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
"Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy"
"I made a meme"
"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."
"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"