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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"
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"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"
"Did you hear about Father Dickinson? He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia"
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"
"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
"Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms."
"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"
"I know what I am going to name my first yacht Z. I can't wait to be a dad"