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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."

"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, ""I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."""

"What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale"

"Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."

"My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn't realize they were taking a selfie"

"Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures."

"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."

"Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!"

"(During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones."