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Joke of the Day

"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"

"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"

"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"

"What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community? That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)"

"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."

"Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks? cuz she couldn't find the door handle"

"Q: Why does Motel 6 ""keep the light on for you"" A: So the roaches won't come out."

"ME *sees baby crab in stroller*: He's so cute! I just wanna rip his lil legs off dip em in butter and eat them! MOM CRAB *beaming*: thank u"

"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."

"What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure."