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Joke of the Day

"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."

"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."

"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."

"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"

"Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...? Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives."

"Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower."

"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"

"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"

"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"

"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"