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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!"

"Lif's too short"

"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"

"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."

"What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced."

"Santa has elves. America has China."

"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."