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Joke of the Day

"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"

"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."

"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."

"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve."

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."

"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."

"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."

"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"