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Joke of the Day

"Santa has elves. America has China."

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol? No L"

"Interviewer: how do you explain the long gap in your resume? Me: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar"

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."

"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"

"most recent posts on this sub Knock knock Who's there? /r/jokes /r/jokes who? Hahahahahaha!!!! it's an inside joke"

"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."