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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won't be seeing other people."
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"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""
"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."
"""I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"" -Floss"
"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"
"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."
"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"
"Is the EU working out? It lost a few pounds this summer."
"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."
"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."