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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"Saying ""unwanted houseguests"" is redundant. I just call them houseguests."

"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."

"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"

"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."

"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"

"Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers."