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"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"
"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you..."
"Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. It just sounds so redundant."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool "
"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."
"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"
"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."