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Joke of the Day
"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor."
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"What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeno business."
"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."
"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."
"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."
"Awesome Comeback Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems."
"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."
"What do you call a slutty bean? A Frijole (""free-hole""). Ba-dun-tss"
"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."
"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."