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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeno business."

"Arab man gets on a bus and a Jewish woman scoffs and pinches her nose.... Arab says, youve got the problem lady, Ishmael good *OC, Dont hate, probably not as bad if you verbalize it."

"Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud? It was a cut and dry case."

"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."

"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""

"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"

"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."

"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."

"Ever notice it's only ""stalking"" if the person doing the stalking is unattractive."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct."