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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slutty bean? A Frijole (""free-hole""). Ba-dun-tss"

"My cat died. Just kitten."

"What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?"

"What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"

"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."

"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."

"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."

"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"