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Joke of the Day

"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."

"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."

"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."

"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."

"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"

"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."

"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""