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Joke of the Day

"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."

"Do you want to know a good Jewish wine? Ma, when are we going to Miami?"

"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."

"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"How do you get a male cat ""fixed""? Get him Catstrated"

"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."

"If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops....."

"I like my children how I like my essays. Unplanned and poorly executed"