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Joke of the Day
"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."
Next Joke
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."
"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."
"I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day... But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*"
"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"When a pregnant woman swims she is literally a human submarine."
"What's the difference between a park bench and a writer? A park bench can support a family."
"Cats will be the hardest zombies to kill, with their -9 lives and all."
"Where's Eritrea? Up Djibouti!"
"I'm going to be a clown for Halloween. So I can finally get shot."