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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO? They keep taking all the green cards"

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"what kind of meat does a priest eat on fridays? Nun."

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""

"-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!! Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?"

"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."

"""I am leg end"" - a foot"

"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."