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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to be a clown for Halloween. So I can finally get shot."
Next Joke
"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."
"Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait"
"""Alexa, yell at my kids to behave every 7 minutes. I'm headed to the bar."""
"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."
"Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground? It was in tents."
"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."
"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."
"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"