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Joke of the Day

"I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day... But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*"

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up."

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"Conversation between two psychologists ""I've developed a way to study patience"" ""What kind of patients?"" ""All of them"""

"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."

"What is a horse being when it says mean thinga It's being neigh-gitive! Edit: Awesome. Screwed up the title"

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."