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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's back on tour."

"What would you call Hitler if he had a child? A DILF"

"Republicans run for office by saying the government doesn't work... Then they get elected and prove it."

"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"In 2017 I'm going to start eating healthy again. This marks the end of my cheat decade."

"Police always seem disappointed when they realise those bits of foil on the floor of my car are just old chocolate wrappers not drugs."

"What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"