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Joke of the Day
"In 2017 I'm going to start eating healthy again. This marks the end of my cheat decade."
Next Joke
"What do you call it when someone eats too much wheat? Glutteny."
"*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick ""I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."""
"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"
"Don't spell ""part"" backward! It's a trap."
"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."
"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."
"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."
"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."