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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Hitler if he had a child? A DILF"
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"Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner."
"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."
"Dayum girl, did you fall down from heaven? Cuzz ur face is fcked up."
"Why is the pussy slit verticaly and not horizontaly? So it doesn't clap when running."
"My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet."
"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"I watched an entire movie with my daughter without checking Twitter once. I got this addiction beat. Now how do I stop the twitching?"
"How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules? Post something humorous in /r/lounge. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?"
"What do you call a person who got straight ""D's"" in medical school? A Doctor."