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Joke of the Day
"What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!"
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"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."
"Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a ""beef?"""
"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"
"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? take a taxi"
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."
"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"