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Joke of the Day

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day"

"Wow, your teeth are white. Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?"

"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""

"Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"A painting was arrested... It cried out ""I've been framed! Don't hang me!"""

"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"

"I thought it was funny teaching my parrot racial slurs, but I was horrified after reading his ""Race War Manifesto"""

"i just woke up from a 9 year coma! hope to god The Apprentice is off TV...nothing i hate more than that Donald Trump"

"Hey Gillette commercial, Want to impress me with your Razors? Have Robin Williams shave his arms with one..."