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Joke of the Day
"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."
"I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay."
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."
"Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."
"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"
"Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would ""twerk"" out"
"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"I put the ""m"" in illiterate"