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Joke of the Day

"I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay."

"I don't really like abortion jokes. The delivery is always sloppy."

"My ""Not involved in human trafficking"" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."

"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

"fools cosa rara"

"[seaworld] ""Hey what happened to the new guy?"" -He tried to have sex with the dolphin in tank 6 ""But there's a shark in tan.."" -BINGO!"

"What do you call the son of a Mexican and an Israeli? Jewnor."

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."

"How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? At random."