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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."

"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."

"I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries."

"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."

"How did the shrimp eat all the fish food? shellfishly"

"If you don't tell your girlfriend she's beautiful everyday, 614 guys on Facebook who haven't had sex or even been on a date in 9 years will."

"I used to be addicted to soap... but I'm clean now."

"Why don't nice people ride the train? Because they're usually found on trucks."

"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"

"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"