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Joke of the Day

"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"

"What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath? One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap."

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."

"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."

"I hate seeing people I know on Tinder My girlfriend has some explaining to do..."

"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"

"This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room."

"I'm not a fan of Nascar... I believe in equal rights."

"I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine."