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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot you fucking racist."

"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."

"Saw a tweet about foods to help your sex life. I need sex to help my sex life, not food."

"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."

"Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again."

"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""

"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"