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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."
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"If history is written by the victors... ...then who writes French history textbooks?"
"""I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons..."" ""What will you do with a million watermelons?"" ""I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."""
"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"
"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"
"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."
"How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad? Just Juan"