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Joke of the Day
"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."
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"The city of Chicago is no longer giving speeding tickets... Instead, to deter speeders, the are giving away Bears tickets."
"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life."
"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."
"These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! I can't believe #2"
"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"
"only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free"