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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."

"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"

"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."

"What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !"

"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"

"Why did the traitor wear two watches? Because he's a two timer."

"Monogamy First, do no harem."

"When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... ""make it sew."""

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?"