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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"

"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."

"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"

"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."

"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."

"What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates."

"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"TIFU by eating someone else's subway sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"