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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."
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"what do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice"
"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."
"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."
"There is a chair... And it is walking, down the street, with shoes."
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"
"Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam? A Racist!"
"Yesterday I met a pirate that wouldn't stop telling me about his age. Aye matey."
"Quentin Tarantino always looks like he walked through a car wash."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"