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Joke of the Day

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"What do you call 12 enchiladas? A footilada!"

"You texted ""SORRY"" followed by six ""!""s, and seven was the minimum I was looking for so... apology not accepted"

"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"

"My friends tell me that I'm a sociopath, but I don't care what they think."

"Ladies call me the mitochondria because they kinda remember me from high school and i'm in a cell"

"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"

"""What's your name?"" ""Dave Fucking Smith"" ""Do you have Tourette's, Dave?"" ""No, but the vicar at my christening did."""

"My relationship Looks like vasectomy made a vas deferens to my relationship..."

"My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter.. ..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted."