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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I met a pirate that wouldn't stop telling me about his age. Aye matey."
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"What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey? Rope and chains."
"Feudalism It's your count that votes."
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"
"My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections."
"Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver"
"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"
"When life gives you lemons... Just be glad it's not AIDS"
"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"