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Joke of the Day
"what do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice"
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"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"
"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."
"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."
"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."
"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"
"Why was the Formica factory so inefficient? Everything they did was counter productive."
"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."
"Don't ever ask me about the time my anus prolapsed. Its a long ass story."
"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"