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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"

"The reason there's no Windows 9 is because... 7 8 9."

"The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... Is that you can see the punchline camomile away."

"Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower."

"You call comcast and end up speaking to apu in India, how do your problems get fixed? When they transfer you to steve."

"I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best."

"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."

"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."

"Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?"

"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."